Kids say the funniest things. I try to write down as many as I can. Lately, Xayden has had the most gems.
Me: “Grayson, you know you are not supposed to open the front door without a grown-up.”
A few minutes later:
Xayden: “Mamaaaaa! Grayson is instigating. He told me to open the door!”
Can you tell that he is the child of a psychologist?
Capri after finishing a peanut cereal bar:
“I had better wash my hands so I don’t get nut germs on Wendy” (friend with peanut allergy).
Xayden was watching a children’s cartoon featuring Santa flying through the night.
Xayden (to Capri, Grayson and Ryder) “I think Santa’s nocturnal.”
Our kids take the funniest group shots. Here is a recent one with Santa. We were at a multiples’ club Stories with Santa party. This was actually one of the better shots! If you can think of captions for each one, let me know in the comments. (left to right-Grayson, Ryder, Xayden and Capri)
While at home, Xayden stood and looked down at me sitting on the floor while I was wearing a tank top and pointed to my cleavage. He asked, “Mama, why do girls have that? It looks like a bottom.”
There is some resemblance. I left this question unanswered as he laughed and said, “Ha, ha, just kidding,” though I think he wasn’t.
We were out on a family walk and later in the walk, Greg and I held hands. Xayden looked at me, exasperated and asked, “Why are you holding hands?” I replied, “because we love each other.” He said, “But, you are not a kid!” and tried to break up our hands and hold hands between us.
What funny things have your kids said or done?